Screw Bell: Where Premium Prices Meet Primitive Service.

Endless phone trees, spotty coverage, and a monthly bill that looks like a car payment. Welcome to Bell.

Support Black Hole

Contacting Bell support is like launching your request into deep space—good luck getting a signal back.

The Loyalty Penalty

New customers get the deals. Loyal customers get the shaft. Bell's way of saying "thanks" with a price hike.

Real Quotes from Real Users

"Bell’s Wi-Fi drops more often than my ex’s excuses."

The Bell Filter

Bell says: "You’re in a high-speed zone!"
Filter: "Your connection is throttled to 1999 speeds."